Rumors

November 2 & 4, 2023 at 7:30 PM
November 4 & 5, 2023 at 2:30 PM

About the Show

At their large, tastefully-appointed home the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it’s only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock’s self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce.

As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Charlie Brock Cast

  • Evening Performance Nov 2 at 7:30pm
  • Matinee Performance Nov. 4, 2:30pm

Myra Brock Cast

  • Evening Performance Nov. 4, at 7:30pm
  • Matinee Performance Nov. 5, at 2:30pm

View the cast list

Ticket Information

Ticket prices are $15 for adults and $6 for students. Senior citizens, please read the FAQ below regarding tickets for more information.

Online ticket sales begin at noon on Friday, October 20, 2023.

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FAQs

Do I have to buy tickets online?

No. Tickets may be purchased at the theater box office the night of the show. The box office will open one hour prior to showtime.

Do you offer a senior citizen discount?

Yes. Township of Upper St. Clair residents who hold a Gold Card are eligible to receive free admission to Lost In Yonkers. In order to obtain your free ticket, please present your Gold Card at the box office. The box office will open one hour prior to showtime. Gold Card tickets are not available for purchase online.

What is a Gold Card?

Upper St. Clair School District residents who are age 62 or older are eligible to receive a Gold Card – entitling them to FREE admission to the fall play and spring musical. To obtain your Gold Card, please visit the High School main office Monday thru Friday from 8:00 AM to 2:45 PM. For more information about the Gold Card program, please visit https://www.uscsd.k12.pa.us/goldcard.

Who is considered a student?

A student is a person 18 years of age or younger who currently attends school in the Upper St. Clair School District.

What is the refund policy?

No refund or exchange request will be accommodated except in the case of performance cancellation.